1 : If u yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
2 : If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)
3 : The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
4 : A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)
5 : A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
6 : Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
7 : The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
8 : The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping thelength of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
9 : The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
10 : Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(Lucky bas***** but I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
11 : Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
12: The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......put it to good use)
13 : Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
14 : Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
15 : A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
16 : An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)
17 : Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
18 : Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
19 : Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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