Friday, March 6, 2009

Whats your tune ??

WHATS YOUR TUNING THAT YOU NEED TO BUST THE STRESS AND ANXIETY YOU ACCUMULATE EVERYDAY ?

All the people living fast lives... not able to dedicate enough time to anyone not even yourselves. Where are the good old simple times ?

I know that human life would be so boring, strenuous and monotonous if it were not for some kind of entertainment or some sort of unwinding activities. A social life in the discos, pubs and night clubs is not ruled out but it gives you even more stress than before, all that head banging and loud music disrupts your overall health. Why not consider doing something gentle for your body, mind and soul so that they feel rejuvenated and lively. There are several options like watching live performance arts, theatre, plays and the most amazing part to watch football...
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the stimulating sensation and vibes of a strong music concert.. your favourite rock idols or music bands... watching them play live....

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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Some amazing FACTS !!! READ CAUTIOUSLY !

1 : If u yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


2 : If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it !)


3 : The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)




4 : A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)



5 : A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)



6 : Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)



7 : The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)


8 : The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping thelength of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


9 : The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)



10 : Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(Lucky bas***** but I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


11 : Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)




12: The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......put it to good use)




13 : Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


14 : Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


15 : A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


16 : An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)


17 : Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

18 : Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


19 : Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

BRAIN TEASERS !! (28/01/09)

Welcome to my blog... NOW I PRESENT TO YOU A FEW TEASERS... THANK YOU TO ALL MY READERS FOR YOUR CONTINOUS LOVE, SUPPORT AND AFFECTION

(P.S - DON'T TRY TO SNEAK INTO ANSWERS AT THE END OF THIS POST...)
1. What can't EAT FOR BREAKFAST ????

2. If you drop a steel ball weighing five pounds from a height of 45 inches, will it fall more rapidly through water at 20 degrees Fahrenheit or water at 40 degrees Fahrenheit. Or will it make no difference?

3. What tree is most warmly clad ?

4. A rubber ball is tossed off the top of a 100 foot building. Every time it bounces, it goes back up half way. How many bounces will the ball take before it stops ?

5. In 1990, a person is 15 years old. In 1995 that same person is 10 years old. How is this possible?


ANSWERS :
1. LUNCH OR DINNER
2. 40 degrees Fahrenheit. At 20 degrees Fahrenheit the water would be ice
3. A Fir tree
4. IT needs a bit of calculation :
100 feet = 1200 inches = 1200 * 2.5 cm = 3000 cms
Now as the ball drops down from 3000 cms and loses 50% altitude in every bounce
We divide 3000 cms by 2 until it becomes negligible...
3000/2 = 1500
1500/2 = 750
750/2 = 375
375/2 = 187.5
187.5/2 = 93.75
93.75/2 = 46.875
46.875/2 = 23.4375
23.3475/2= 11.7178
11.7178/2= 5.8593
5.8593/2 = 2.9296
2.9296/2 = 1.4648
1.4648/2 = 0.7324 cm = NEGLIGIBLE

THEREFORE COUNTING BACKWARDS WE GET 12 bounces before the ball comes to rest.

5. The years are in B.C.

Friday, January 16, 2009

FOR THE COMPUTER GEEKS !!

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE GODS OF COMPUTERS ??????????? YOU REALLY THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS???

WELL THINK AGAIN...

I AM NOT TOO SURE YOU KNOW MUCH ABOUT ALL THIS THAT I AM GOING TO TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT !!!

EAT THIS !@

















HOPE U GOT AN ENLIGHTENMENT SESSION FOR FREE....WELL NOTE 'EM UP BOYZ....ENJOY AND HOPE THIS ALL WAS OF SOME USE....

Friday, July 18, 2008

NO. OF QUARTERS NEEDED TO MATCH EMPIRE STATE BLDG ??

ARE YOU SMART ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS CHALLENGE ??

HOW MANY QUARTERS ARE NEEDED TO BE STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER TO MATCH THE HEIGHT OR ALTITUDE OF THE EMPIRE STATE BLDG. IN USA ??
HOW MUCH VALUE IN $$ DOES IT CONVERT TO ?



ANSWER : (JUST IN CASE !!)
You will need to stack 217714 quarters to match the height of empire state building

The exact amount of sum in currency becomes: $ 54,428.5
(US Dollars FIFTY FOUR THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED TWENTY EIGHT AND Cents FIFTY)

Empire State Building :

Height: 381 m or 1,250 feet.

Quarter :

Weight 5.67 grams

Diameter 0.955 inches (24.26 mm),

Width 1.75 millimeters (0.069 in)

Calculations (Proof):
i) Now,

1 meter = 1000 mm
1 meter = 39.3700787 inches

381 m = 381 X 1000 = 381,000 mm

ii) Number of quarters needed = 381000 / 1.75 = 217714.285
This can not be done physically.

We assume 217714 quarters needed.

iii) Value in currency (with assumed no. of quarters) =217714 X 0.25 = $ 54428.5
Value in currency (without assumed no. of quarters) = 217714.285 X 0.25 = $54428.571

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

AMAZING EQUATIONS !!!

READ AND ANALYZE CAREFULLY...

Hope you enjoy...

Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore,

Human = Donkey + work + enjoy

Therefore,

Human - enjoy = Donkey + work

In other words,

Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Men = Donkeys + earn money

Therefore,
Men - earn money = Donkeys

In other words,
Men that don't earn money = Donkeys

Equation 3

Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep

Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend

Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys

In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.

So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys! (Postulate 1)

And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate 2)

So, we have?
Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money

Therefore from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!