Thursday, February 5, 2009

Some amazing FACTS !!! READ CAUTIOUSLY !

1 : If u yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

2 : If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it !)

3 : The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.


4 : A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)

5 : A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

6 : Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

7 : The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

8 : The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping thelength of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

9 : The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

10 : Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(Lucky bas***** but I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

11 : Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

12: The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......put it to good use)

13 : Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

14 : Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

15 : A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

16 : An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)

17 : Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

18 : Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

19 : Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

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